FAQ
Does USS decide budgets for campus organizations?
No, that is done by SAFC.
Can USS fund me to set up a group?
No, but OSDA will.
Will USS fund my event?
Was it USS’s occupation?
No, that was NSIE. USS doesn’t do campus occupations. We are the student government!
Shouldn’t USS be written in small caps, because it is an acronym?
Yes.
Can the USS Executive Board suggest a restaurant?
Sure, SMAC, 345 E 12th. Ours is a Mac n Cheese.
How many USS members live in New Jersey?
2, including the one who is a space alien.
Why are two of the three co-chairs studying for degrees in photography and film? Isn’t this a conspiracy?
Yes, it is a conspiracy.
Why is Peter so skinny? Doesn’t he eat or sleep?
Peter has secret super powers and does not eat or sleep because he is in fact an alien being.
Why do birds fly south?
Because it’s too far to walk.
